Old Quotes!!

More quotes have been recovered thanks to Will.

"Somewhere between feeding myself and then saying 'Hey! If I go to the bathroom NOW I can use the computer for longer!' I realized 'Dear lord.... I'm... I'm a sim...' ... well, a sim without a social bar." - Ian Nicholson (AGAIN TO THE MAX!)

Ian Nicholson: "Curses! Burp trapped under food! Can't get it out without things I just ate coming along for the ride!"
Me: "Har! You have no idea how much I am laughing right now."
Me: "Mostly because I hate you and wish you harm."

Ian Nicholson: "Your french hat and cigarette reminded me of how much I wanted to do Doug's sister."
Me: "Doug the Nicktoon?"
Ian Nicholson: "Yes, that Doug."

"The page layout is fine. stop being such a drama queen. jeez, man" - s1xstringsamurai

"If god and the devil screwed at a drunken party, Mortisland would be the resulting infant. Pure sweek-ness, and total rock and roll. I critically acclaim this "Bia Bia Blingstank!" 5 bling stars go to you *bling *bling *bling *bling *bling. It is the blingest of the blings. Have a nice day." - Conjure6

"I just really wanted to capture that childhood sense of having eaten children's organs and then vomiting them back up." Jhonnen Vasquez, creator of Invader ZIM, talking about an IZ episode named Dark Harvest.

"Hey, did the two of them take care of all these thugs by themselves? I've never seen anyone kick so much ass in my life..." - Some guy from Trigun talking about Vash and Wolfwood

"I don't enjoy watching movies where the creater is an idiot." - Chrono_Mcloed talking about FF1 vs FF7

"Trent Reznor is sooooo fucking hot." - Stompy

"I do beleive that when I'm shot through the chest as an accidental side effect from a drug bust, the last word I mutter before I die, while laying on my back and staring a the stars.. will be.. 'Mortis...'" - Rick Clay

"The one who eats like a horse is YOOOOUUUU!!" - Little Washu

"Guerrand247: hold on
Guerrand247: i have to go change my pants
Guerrand247: im not going to have any tomarrow
RMortis69: Interesting
Guerrand247: since i just wet myself 50 times looking at your site
Guerrand247: you need a message board link
RMortis69: No, it's at the top
Guerrand247: links too
RMortis69: In the header
Guerrand247: holy
Guerrand247: i hate you
Guerrand247: my pants...
RMortis69: Har!" - conversation I had with Guerrand over AIM.

"I certainly am a sexy turtle." - Mortis

"Ahh, Kettle Chips... the perfect side dish for... REVENGE!!" - Sideshow Bob.

"If God didn't want us to fling poop he wouldn't have made monkies so cute." - Ian Nicholson.

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